Villager and Chinese English Version

Once upon time there’s a stupidity villager that doesn’t know anything known him as W(Waplo)..

In the other side there’s a Chinese Merch guy„ certainly he good at trading, right… Known him as S(Singkek)

Ehm-ehm…

There’s a day that W have to go to the city for buying a stable for his ‘bird’ (truly bird)..haha

Basicly, the story tell that suddenly W is in the petmarket of S…

**don’t be stubborn, this is my page..! i can write anything what I want! haha!

Back to the story…

W and S start a conversation..

W : Hey kong, How much it cost…??  ~~( W named S as Engkong)

S : Which one??

W : This one…

S : Hmm..you should choose another one..it’s bigger and have a better quality…(he offer the ‘big stable’ cz its more expensive…)

W : my bird is small..i never wanna buy the bigger one!!

S : ahhh„that’s no problem lah… your bird can be bigger,right..

so… you should buy the big one…

W : WTF..i choose this with my own reason..! (the stupidity villager that doesn’t know anything start to angry)

S : Oke..Oke..the small one…

W : How much it cost??

S : the small one is GOPEK..

W : **self - talk…** What is GOPEK……??

**The villager start offering prices after his quite…

W : I’m disagree with the GOPEK…It must be TING-TONG…!

**singkek doesn’t know what is TING-TONG..and then he ask W…

S : What?? TING-TONG?? What is it??

W : What is GOPEK??

S : GOPEK is 500

W : Ooo 500„it mean TINGTONG is 450… (W just say a random word, but he doesn’t know what it mean..LOL)

S : I can’t.. it’s a fix price…..

W : hmm it’s OK. See you later…

S : Oke,it’s fine…Kamsyaaa’

**W start confused with the meaning of KAMSYAA….but there’s a pedycaper around the petmarket..„ W is asking him what the meaning of the word KAMSYAA…

W : Eh Mister! I wanna ask u…

While I leave those Chinesse petmarket, Why the merch guy say Kamsyaaa’ to me??

What’s the meaning of that word? (Kamsyaa’ is Thank You)

**The pedycaper is the same as the Villager, I mean both of them are doesn’t know anything…So, the pedycaper say a random word to answer his question~cz the pedycaper doesn’t want to be called hookey and silly…The pedycaper had a principle of life : I HAVE TO BE A CLEVER ONE IN THIS LIFE!! –verygoodhaha *_*

Pedycaper : Ooo…Kamsya’ refers to BASTARD

W : Are u sure??Grrr…Does he want my anger…??!!

Pedycaper : It must be right…!

**Last, W bring his angry and stepback to the petmarket…

Suddenly W scream to S…

W : Heh Kong!

S : What’s wrong??

W : YOU, YOUR FATHER, YOUR MOTHER, YOUR YONGER BROTHER, YOUR OLDER SISTER, YOUR FAMILY ARE KAMSYA!!

S : ???What…???

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haha…
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“Villager and Chinese” ~ “Wong Ndeso karo Wong Cino”

Di suatu tempat terdapat orang desa yang radongan ra ngerti opo2 sebut aja W (Waplo)…

Di sisi lain terdapat pedagang keturunan Cina yo mestine pinter dagang to, sebut saja S (Singkek)…

Ehm-ehm…

pada suatu hari W pergi ke kota untuk membeli kandang manuk…

pokoknya critane ki ngerti2 si W iki masuk ke tokonya S…

**rasah ngeyel sing nulis crito ki sopo..!!

akhirnya terjadilah percakapan antar keduanya…

W : Kandang manuk e iki piro kong…??( W memanggil S dengan sebutan Engkong)

S : yang mana??

W : ini lho…sing cilik..

S : mbok ini aja yang gedhe…lebih awet lho…(dipilihin yang gedhe soale lebih mahal..)

W : ha manukku ki cilik je..mosok dikasih kandang yang gedhe…piye to kong…

S : alah gapapa… kan nanti manuke iso gedhe,

wes to… beli kandang yang gedhe aja…

W : as crewet..pokmen aku gelem e sing iki..! (wong ndeso sing ra ngerti opo2 mau mulai emosi)

S : yawes..sing cilik wes…

W : regane brapa ini??

S : kalo yang kecil harganya GOPEK..

W : **nggrundel dewe…** Gopek ki piro iki……

**setelah diam agak lama si wong ndeso tiba2 nawar…

W : Aku ngga’ mau nek harganya Gopek…aku maunya TING-TONG…!

**singkek bingung..dengan tampang bloonya dia tanya…

S : TING-TONG tu brapa??

W : lha GOPEK brapa??

S : GOPEK tu 500

W : Ooo 500„brati TINGTONG tu ya 450… (si W cuma asal aja nyebutin TINGTONG biar cina ne kui bingung)

S : wah gabisa.. itu harga pas je…

W : wah..yowes rasido tuku aku…

S : Oya,gapapa…Kamsyaaa’


**setelah keluar dari toko nya singkek, si W masih bertanya2 apa artinya Kamsyaa’..ga taunya di luar toko ada tukang becak lagi males2an di becaknya„trus si W tanya sama pak becak apa arti dari Kamsyaa’

W : Eh pak becak! aku mau tanya…

tadi waktu aku mau keluar dari toko cino itu kok dikatain Kamsyaa’ ya??

artinya apa to??

**gandeng pak becak ki yo radong opo2…akhirnya pak becak tadi ngawur njawab~soale ben ora isin..ndak dikira gatau juga…karena pak becak punya prinsip hidup : URIP PISAN KI KUDU DADI WONG PINTER —apik to hehe *_*

Pak Becak : Ooo…Kamsya’ tu artinya BAJINGAN

W : Weh, tenane??brati tadi aku habis dikata2in dong…??

Pak Becak : ha yo mesti to…!

**akhirnya si W terbawa emosi dan balik lagi ke toko Cina tadi…

dan tiba2 si W ngomong sama S…

W : Heh Kong!

S : da apa??

W : KAMU, BPAKMU, IBUMU, MBAKMU, ADIMU, KLUARGAMU KAMSYA’ SEMUA!!

S : …..???opoooo maksude….??

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